Unmasked: The REAL Pamela Anderson... and the glam TV version

Pamela Anderson has long held the enviable status of being one of the world's most desirable women. But everyone has bad days, and yesterday the former Baywatch star went for a stroll in New York's Central Park with her 10-year-old son Dylan and a mystery man looking worn-out and uncharacteristically dowdy.

The 41-year-old may not have been looking her best but, proving she still knows how to accessorise, was still carrying a designer bag.

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Pamela Anderson Fires Breasts - Advertising For New Pair

Pamela Anderson has fired her breasts after failing to win an 'In Touch Weekly Magazine' poll for "Best Breast in Hollywood"; as to add salt to the wound, the winner was actress Jessica Simpson who recently upset Pamela after wearing a T-shirt with the slogan "Real Girls Have Real Boobs." "This is not good news," explained Anderson spokesman Peter Asher. "Pammie feels very let down by her breasts and after much consultation has decided to fire them."

Her boobs have long been regarded as the best in the business but are now looking jaded and old and appear to be losing their way - being out gunned by the younger pairs on the block. "We have worked well together over the years and experienced a lot of success," commented 41-year-old Anderson at a Press Conference. "But I feel the time has come to part company." Adding, "There are growing artistic differences." This jibe was aimed at her left tit, Molly, who has been refusing yet further implant surgery after Hollywood plastic surgeon, Alex Karidis, warned Pamela her breasts "were at risk of caving in" and "could be beyond repair."

Rumours abound that Anderson has made a move on British glamour model and TV star Jordon's boobs, making an offer of $10m. "She is looking for a large, mature and experienced pair," continued Asher. "And Jordan fits that bill perfectly." But the English star, AKA Katie Price, has vehemently rejected the offer. "My jugs stay in England," she told the 'Sun Newspaper' yesterday. "They're not going anywhere." This has lead to the President of 'The Breasts Union' (TBU), Sep Flatulence, to warn of modern slavery in the transfer market, as Jordan went on to say, that if need be, she wouldn't go topless or partake in glamour photography for an entire year if her boobs agreed to the move. "Pammie has had many applicants to her advertisement," continued Asher. "And is reviewing all the options." Rumour has it that Kylie Minogue's pair has shown interest but Anderson's made it clear, she's not interested in damaged goods.

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Shortening odds on Big Brother axe

The odds on Big Brother being axed from British screens have shortened after Australian TV chiefs pulled the plug on the reality TV show. Big Brother has been pulled from the Australian schedules by Network Ten seven years after it began there. The current series, which featured a surprise appearance from Pamela Anderson, will be the last when it ends later this month.

Former Baywatch star Anderson, 41, was flown into the house last week in an apparent attempt to revive the show's flagging ratings. Ten programming head David Mott said of the decision to axe the series: "After eight successful seasons and 1,316 episodes, Ten has announced that Big Brother will not be returning in 2009. We are immensely proud of the show and the incredible success it has enjoyed. We're ending the season on a high.

"Big Brother is the undisputed grand-daddy of modern, commercial reality television in Australia. Today's reality dramas have all, on some level, been inspired by Big Brother," he said. "The show has taken on topics of race, sex, homosexuality, eating disorders and alcohol abuse, many of which had been handled gingerly, if at all, on TV." Big Brother originated in the Netherlands in 1999 and the UK version launched on Channel 4 a year later. In 2006, Channel 4 secured the rights to Big Brother until 2010 in a deal though to be worth up to £180 million.

But viewing figures have averaged 3.3 million in the current ninth series, 5% down from the 3.6 million this time last year. Bookies have now slashed the odds for Big Brother to be axed in the UK following the ditching of the format in Australia from 16-1 to 8-1.

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Huge paycheck all Pammy knows about BB

FORMER Playboy bunny Pamela Anderson says she has been paid a "huge'' amount of money to appear on Australian reality TV show Big Brother. The 41-year-old sex symbol has been flown to Australia to appear on the Network Ten program tonight. Anderson fronted the media in a tightly guarded appearance on the Gold Coast today, wearing a skimpy yellow dress. Asked how much she had been paid for the TV appearance, she replied "huge, a lot''.

"Much more than I am worth. I don't want to say how much but it is a lot.'' The former Baywatch star said she had no idea what her role would be in the house or who the housemates were. "I don't know what I'm doing, I'm dying to know,'' she said. "I don't even know who they are.'' Anderson said she would not be taking her clothes off while in the house. "There is no mystery here,'' she said. After leaving the house Anderson plans to visit a Gold Coast KFC restaurant tomorrow to protest against the company's treatment of chickens.

She said she was unaware KFC was a major sponsor of Big Brother before she signed up for the role. "Every show has a bunch of sponsors and it's not something you look into when you are offered a job,'' she said. "But it's kind of interesting, it's a coincidence.''

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'Nice guy' Saget ready for roasting

Following in the footsteps of Flavor Flav, Pamela Anderson and William Shatner, Bob Saget will get the Comedy Central roast treatment.

The "Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget" will tape in Los Angeles and air on the cable network Aug. 17. Expect plenty of dirty jokes about the Olsen twins.

"It's an honor ..." Saget says in a statement. "My - is already sore."

Still best known for his work on "Full House" and "America's Funniest Home Videos," Saget has redefined himself in less family-friendly terms in recent years (the movie "The Aristocrats," for example).

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